It takes a saint to keep a calm head with the way things are in the world today. But as March 17 approaches, I wonder what might even get on the nerves of a certain saint...
1. Late night prank calls from drunks claiming to have seen a snake in Ireland.
2. Publicists insist on green garb for photo ops despite a preference for slimming black.
3. Leprechauns.
4. Constant debate with Saint Nicholas over whose holiday has the cooler customs.
HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!
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