The following occurrences generally reflect the problem of lycanthropy...
1. The number of your neighbors mysteriously eaten skyrockets on nights of a full moon.
2. After seeing your palm, most gypsies refuse to look you in the eye.
3. Your lover isn't the least bit kinky but gets out chains for you to wear when the moon is full.
4. Unexplainable flea problems.
5. There's a large amount of fur found shed in your bed on nights after the full moon.
6. Every time you hear the phrase, "Listen to them - the children of the night. What beautiful noise they make!", you get a really, REALLY, strong urge to howl.
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